Sammy Jackson (still the narrator)
Gay-ver's trisikad license is missing!!! Ohmmmyygosshh!!!! Want to hear to whole story?? So.. here's what happened: Gay-ver and I were having swimming class, I was doing my unique backstroke, being the son of Posiedon, I felt like an expert. My backstroke was like , first it was an ordinary backstroke, then my head would sink in the water, then I repeat the sam thing, so it looks awesome. (BTW This is not just an excuse,I know how to swim). While, I was swimming Gay-ver was scared of going in the water because, she doesn't know how to swim. I thought the people pushing Gay-ver was our classmates but it wasn't it, kind of looked like the ch-umans I saw. From, our last adventure, but it can't be because we scared them away!!! I continued swimming, then I swam the dolphin, I felt like a beautiful mermaid. Lalalala!!! After I swam I saw Gay-ver doing the boring face!!! I was like "It can't be!! She LOST her TRISIKAD LICENSE!! Aaahhh!!!"
I went towards her then she looked at me with the BORING FACE!! I wanted to laugh because when she does that it looks so funny, instead of making you feel bored it makes you want to LOL-o. As soon as I found out about what was stolen I immediately went to Camp Half-Hair! I approached Chicharon the camp director and told the whole story. Chicharon was a half-pig, half-horse and half-human. He likes to make pig soundsand eats hundreds of chicharon, that's why we call him half-pig. But actually he is a centaur. Then he said "What a dangerous thing, if Gay-ver loses his trisikad license. He won't be able to look and find the lost god of the "WILD", Kayleigh." I replied " I know!". Then he said " You must go with Anthobeth, Gay-ver, Aling Di Ally, Macie Lampshade and Tha-llian and have a dangerous quest in getting back Gay-ver's license!"
Aling Di Ally and Macie Lampshade are best friends they like to sing "Like A Virgin" together, it's like their team song. So, I told them that they had to go on a quest to help Gay-ver. They said " Aaaahhh!! Really?!?" We went to Chicharon to tell him that they both agreed to join the quest. He also said that we would start as soon as possible. I went back to my place and saw a huge pile of love letters from the "Ch-uman". It was for my half-sister Merson, then I just noticed that I haven't seen her the whole time I was here, in camp. I searched for her in the place but there was no sign of her. Until I gave up, I immediately went Chicharon to ask if he saw Merson or if she's lost. I saw as usual eating chicharon, so asked him. He said " Oh I forgot to tell you, that Merson was missing since yesterday. Then I told him that maybe there is a connection with the stolen trisikad license and Merson's disappearance. I told him that we would start the quest as soon as possible!.
With the help of Mari-marion, we reached "Samweroverdarainbow" a small town in Sam-ar. Gay-ver said that he can sense the lost god of the WILD a.k.a. the-girl-with-a-hundred-faces. Then suddenly we saw one of Merson's admirer , one of the Ch-umans, she said her name is IGOROT. He also said that he is Merson's admirer. We said "Aaaahhh!! Eeeeeww!!! Rrruuuuunnnn!!!" I continued " TOXIC SALIVA!!!!" We ran as fast as we can but it seems like he is everywhere. Then I remembered that there are many Ch-umans and they look the same. A whole bunch of ch-umans where there. We were surrounded.
Luckily, Anthobeth brought her invisible panty with her! She fought all of the ch-umans, we were all froxen, standing, surprised! Until the only one left was Igorot! Macie Lampshade and Aling Di Ally was the first one to fight him but she failed. Then, Gay-ver and I were next. Gay-ver used her trusty nailcutter and I used my G-tech. We fought until we reached the end, we were already near the cliff. Gay-ver thought of a plan. He whispered " I distract him while you push him near the cliff". I had no other choice but to say "Yes." So I did the thing he said, OUR PLAN WORKED!! When Igorot fell off the cliff, Merson was there. She said "Noooo!!! Why did you do that?!? I was in luuvvv with him!!" We helped Aling Di Ally and Macie Lampshade then we went back to Camp Half-Hair. Merson was so annoying repeating what she said hours ago. I noticed when we went home that Gay-ver was still sad. I asked " Why the long face??" He said " Did you forget my trisikad license is still missing!!" "Uwehh!!!"
By: Kayleigh, Jillian, Sam, and me
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